Personal thoughts and observations

hernesson · Post by **hernesson** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:08 pm

Festive joke :

Why wasn't baby Jesus born in Essex?

... Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!

ducati749s · Post by **ducati749s** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:13 pm

Joke: A little boy dies and goes up to Heaven so anyway hes engaging in small talk with God and then God says to him "If there is anything you want,tell me and I will get it"
so anyway he ponders and replys to God
"You know I always wanted to meet Mary"
So God says"Fine wait here and I will be back in a minute"
God returns with Mary and the boy says
"You know I have always wanted to ask you something"
"What" she replies
The boy says"In all the painting and sculptures I have seen you in you are always sad,Why???
Mary replies
"Well you know,I always wanted a girl"

pentastar · Post by **pentastar** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:18 am

Festive joke :

Why wasn't baby Jesus born in Essex?

... Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!

LOL! I chuckled hard at that one! Way to go court jester Dan.

hernesson · Post by **hernesson** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:35 pm

Just in case anyone in curious as to my latest avatar. It's actually from the marvellously zany BBC kid's show RENTAGHOST, from the 70's. Timothy Claypole, alias Michael Staniforth, deceased. I used to LOVE this show. Sue Pollard "Miss Poppoff" and Dobin the Pantomine Horse ... er .. Stef and Ducati will understand what I'm talking about anyway! LoL

ducati749s · Post by **ducati749s** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:40 pm

Sorry Dan,havent got a clue ??? ??? ??? ???,maybe Stef has.

hernesson · Post by **hernesson** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:06 pm

You're quite possibly missing out on some class, brainless kids tv with one of the most catchy theme tunes ever! ;D

Opening titles:
If your mansion house needs haunting, just call Rentaghost.
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools, at Rentaghost.
Hear the phantom of the opera sing a haunting melody.
Remember what you see is not a mystery, but... Rentaghost!

Closing titles:
At your party be a smarty and hire Rentaghost
If you're white of fright like the spooky heights, with Rentaghost
You can let our spirits move you and for fun play ghostman's knock
Because we aim to shock we hope your knees will lock, that's Rentaghost

Let me say the most horrific simple ghosts not scientific
merely supernatural ghoulies of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic
is descending just to spirit you away (Yaaay!).

We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRentaghost
For a biography we've ghostwriters, and not forgetting a ghost script
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt
Ring Rentaghost
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt
Ring Rentaghost.
(manic laughter and fade out)

ducati749s · Post by **ducati749s** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:27 pm

Is that Audrey from Coronation street I see.

hernesson · Post by **hernesson** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:56 pm

Yes it is.
But who were the guys in the horse? Do they ever want to be known. Perhaps a young Tony Blair playing the back end????

ducati749s · Post by **ducati749s** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:05 pm

pentastar · Post by **pentastar** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:17 pm

You're quite possibly missing out on some class, brainless kids tv with one of the most catchy theme tunes ever! ;D

Dan, did you pull another "l-r" switch again? You didn't really mean to say "class", did you?

Just kidding, Dan, I'm sure it was a great show.