Happy St.Patrick's Day!

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hernesson
Happy St.Patrick's Day!

Post by hernesson » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:49 am

Irishman finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and asks "Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like" Irishman scratches his head, then answers "A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty. "Granted master" retorted the Genie and produced the bottle. The man was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guiness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes. He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?" "You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle" he asks the Genies. "Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them"


ducati749s

Happy St.Patrick's Day!

Post by ducati749s » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:40 pm

Good one Dan ;D
Kinda crap ones:
How can you spot an Irishman at a carwash?,
- Hes the one on the horse ::)

How do you keep an Irishman amused all day?
Write P.T.O on both sides of a sheet of paper.

Why do poeple mkae us out to B Si=utpid?

hernesson

Happy St.Patrick's Day!

Post by hernesson » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:48 pm

Haha! ;-) Good ones ...

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