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Post by hernesson » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:10 pm

Dan, thinking about Janice - the only girl in the forum: It's nice to have a nun around. Gives the place a bit of glamour!
Scott: Oh she writes such filth, Dan. It's always "Feck this" and "Feck that" - and sometimes she even uses the "F" word!
Ducati: Feck, Nuns. Reverse! Reverse!

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Post by hernesson » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:16 pm

Janice: Oh - by the way, Ducati, your bike's parked outside.
Ducati: I know. I parked it there myself.
Janice: Well, if you're looking for the headlights they're in the kitchen.
Ducati looks puzzled and worried.
Janice: I thought they needed a little wash. The only trouble is... I broke the windshield as I was snapping them off.
Ducati: Leave my bike alone and don't touch it again!
Janice: Right you are Ducati. Oh! Just one thing - is your bike petrol or diesel?
Ducati: Leave it alone Janice!
Janice: (laughing) Oh no, this is just curiosity. Is it petrol or...?
Ducati: It's diesel, it's diesel!
Janice: Oh right. So it'd do a terrible amount of damage if I was to put petrol in it?
Ducati: Yes. It would completely ruin the bikes engine.
Janice: Oooh! Well! (hysterical laughter) I certainly won't be doing that then! (turns to leave with a look of horror and guilt on her face)


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Post by janice » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:22 pm

Please leave me out of the silliness.

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Post by ducati749s » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:39 pm

Please leave me out of the silliness.

This is a Dog eat dog world Janice and if Murder isnt a novel idea then you are going to get cancelled >:(

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Post by pentastar » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:35 pm

Ducati,

Your bike runs on diesel? I've never heard of a motorcycle that ran on diesel.

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Post by ducati749s » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:36 pm

Ducati,

Your bike runs on diesel? I've never heard of a motorcycle that ran on diesel.
Neither have I :)
Dan will be replacing Diesel spark plugs next ;)
Its a case of dan running rampant with silliness again. I wouldnt go near a Diesel bike >:(

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Post by hernesson » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:40 pm

Mine can, the one in my private mind. It's awesome, and its the bestest bike in the whole wide world and you guys are just jealous! LoL So, I don't know much about bikes okay? It had to be diesel for the joke to work.... :-)

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Post by ducati749s » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:41 pm

No Dan it had to be Bishop Brennans car for it to work ;)

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Post by hernesson » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:43 pm

Little details ...

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