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Post by hernesson » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:06 pm

Dan to Ducati: "You know the phrase 'to take care of something'? Well, I realise now that you meant that in a sort of Al Pacino way. Whereas I was thinking more along the lines of Julie Andrews." :-)

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Post by ducati749s » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:14 pm

Ducati in Dans house:
"Alright Ducati, help yourself to a drink and make yourself at home, I have to send an e-mail."
"No problem Dan"
Dan sends e-mail and comes back to living room to find empty beer cans on the floor, Pigs running around and little ginger haired kids breaking things,
"I meant it in an English way, not in an Irish or eastern european way!"

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Post by hernesson » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:30 pm

LMAO! :-)

2 hour later. Dan to Ducati (still refusing to leave): "Now concentrate this time, Ducati. This(pointing to a model of a plastic motorbike on the table) is very small; that (pointing out of the window) is FAR away... :-)



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Post by ducati749s » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:35 pm

6 hours later:
Me: "Things are becoming clear now, I havent taken a drink in 6 hours, this is amazing"
Dan Thinking he has gotten somewhere points at the table and asks "Whats this"
Me:Table
Dan:Whats this(points to curtain)
Me:Curtain
Dan:Points to himself, "what am I?"
Ducati:"Gobsh*ite!"

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Post by hernesson » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:43 pm

The footie comes on tv. Ducati is fixated. Dan thinks this is just not 'cricket.'
Dan: "You're sittin' there, watching those young boys in shorts. With a big smile on your face. Ye daerty fecker!" LoL

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Post by ducati749s » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:45 pm

The cricket comes on tv. Dan is fixated. Ducati thinks this is just not 'footie.'
Ducati: "You're sittin' there, watching those old men in shorts. With a big smile on your face. Ye daerty fecker!" LoL

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Post by hernesson » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:45 pm

Dan gets an email from Will Fong. He wants to sell one of his Ghibli helmets.
Dan is bemused.
'Two hundred pounds? I'm not trying to buy cocaine!'



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Post by ducati749s » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:49 pm

Dan gets an email from Will Fong. He wants to sell one of his Ghibli helmets.
Dan is bemused.
'Two hundred pounds? I'm not trying to buy cocaine!'

Dan gets taken to the Police station. A bag of cocaine fell out of the helmet he had just bought from Will Fong ;)

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Post by hernesson » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:55 pm

Seargant O'Leary: What can we do for you Dan and Ducati?
Ducati: I was looking for a pair of handcuffs actually.
Seargant: A pair of handcuffs? What do you need them for?
Ducati: Oh nothing much, they're for me and Dan.
Seargant: You and Dan?
Ducatil: Yeah, we're just trying something out.
Seargant: Well emm, actually, funnily enough we do have a pair. Sergeant Thornton left them here when he retired.
Ducati: Retired from what?
Seargant: From the police.
Ducati: The police? Was Sergeant Thornton a policeman?
Seargant: Emm, he was yes. Why do you think he wore the uniform?
Ducati: Oh I thought he was just having a laugh.
Seargant: Anyway here's the handcuffs.
Ducati: Great, bye now

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Post by pentastar » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:59 pm

Dan, I'm amazed even the English can't speak English.

Ducati, my primary heritage is Irish...which now explains why I'm so redneck.


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