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Post by hernesson » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:02 pm

"Attention please, a Pentastar has been lost in the tunnel of goats."

With Easter coming up, Pentastar is excited.
Pentastar: I love egg. In fact sometimes I think I'm going to turn into a big giant egg.
Dan: I think that process has already begun.


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Post by pentastar » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:48 pm

Yeah right. Little known fact: Dan thinks he's the Easter bunny.

Dan: "I'm the easter bunny, I'm a magic rabbit that lays eggs!"

Pentastar: "No you're not."

Dan: "Yes I am, see, look, I just laid an egg!"

Pentastar: "That's not an egg."

Dan: "Yes it is, it's chocolate."

Pentastar: "It doesn't even look like an egg."

Dan: "Sorry, it melted."

Ducati: "Mmmm, yummy chocolate!"
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Post by hernesson » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:57 pm

Pondering the deal with Easter and bunnies. Dan to Pantistar:
"I won't be happy until the last rabbit round here is the one inside your head at the controls!"

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Post by hernesson » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:04 pm

Dan: Won't you have some hot cross buns, Scott? It's got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it's not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? - the little things... Raisins!

Dan: Scott, you can't go around wearing an earring!
Scott: But Ducati has one! He's my hero! Besides it makes me look like a rebel!
Dan: Oh I see, so did Ducati give you the idea?
(Scott nods)
Dan: Honestly, Scott, what next? Will he be giving you crack cocaine or something?
Scott: Crack cocaine! Now come on, Dan.
(Scott looks very shifty)

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Post by pentastar » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:03 pm

Now, come on Dan, you KNOW that was powdered sugar.

And powdered sugar tastes sweetest when inhaled through the nasal cavities.

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Post by diptus » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:48 pm

Diptus. I'm curious about your Avatar? Could you explain please? :-)
nothing really special.its just part of everybody,sometimes you have to survive and endure on a shoestring(cactus)people notice your strenghts(elephant)and music is universal as life itself(guitar) .in words it may seem silly but if you look at it it will make sense.
peace,


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Post by hernesson » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:54 pm

Oh, it's a CACTUS? There was me thinking it was a giant spiked dildo .... MOVING ON QUICKLY ! :-)

Thanks for explaining. Don't mind my warped sense of humour. We have to pass the time doing something on this beautiful, sceptred (but slightly grey-skied) isle!

I see how the themes go together now.

I like carrots with my peace btw ... :-)

Dan

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Post by diptus » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:54 pm

Welcome Diptus. Nice to have you here. (pssssst: Dan's really harmless - I think).
Hi to Janice.did you mean harmless or did you mispell and mean armless because he looks armless on his avatar ;D
peace,

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Post by diptus » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:59 pm

sorry i did not know that
pearots,

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Post by ducati749s » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:43 am

When someone describes me:
"You know that Ducati chap"
-"Yeah"
"Well the wheel is spinning but the Hamsters asleep if you get me"
;D

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