Help Save Jesse!!

janice · Post by **janice** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:43 pm

If you are reading our newest fan fiction story, you know that Jesse & SH are trapped three floors up in an office building with diabolical Phil pumping propane gas into the room.

How would you have Jesse escape?

hernesson · Post by **hernesson** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:08 pm

Way to paint yourself into a corner guys!

W-W-M-D? Ask yourself, What would Macgyver do? LoL

The writer would be impaling himself on his pen ... sorry, no one writes anymore. I meant, personal computer!

I will give it some consideration.... Don't wait up!

ducati749s · Post by **ducati749s** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:09 pm

W-W-M-D? Ask yourself, What would Macgyver do? LoL

Well I guess even Macgyver himself would leave a big brown stain on his undies if that happened to him! Lol ;D

If that was me writing that errrrr Hollywood Blockbuster?I would think maybe a bring-back of the rubber slug. How about this:
Jesse gets the rubber slug, sharpens the tip of it and attaches a rope to end of the rubber bullet(Maybe the rope could be the elevator cord/rope, the metal wire thing that holds it up). He then ties the end of the rope to SH, fires the rubber slug into another building which in turn Fires SH off the 3rd floor and to safety, or another rooftop.
Basically the modified rubber slug acts like one of those Batman-esque grappling hooks with a motor to hoist him up to the top off a building.

hernesson · Post by **hernesson** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:52 pm

Could the helmet not act as a kind of gas mask? It would give Norm a chance to introduce his latest improvement. Sorry, haven't got up to date on the story. I suppose I should. Leaping through a window would be pretty standard, and risky from the 3rd floor. Besides, one spark would bring the place down. Can Jesse just not open a window and pretends to be dead until the gas runs out? Or, leave the bike and leg it out the window along the ledge and into the next room? He then over-powers Phil and turns off the gas?
It's not as fancy as Ducay's batman heroics I know ...

pentastar · Post by **pentastar** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:04 pm

I was the one who wrote the last installment that "painted us into this corner", but since this story is supposed to be a group effort I hoped someone would come up with a good way for Jesse to escape.

I was actually considering having Jesse bring out the rubber slug again, so I guess great minds think alike, eh Ducati? Though I wasn't going to get so "McGuyver" with it; I was just going to have him shoot Phil in the shoulder to disarm him.

Regardless of how we get him out of there, I do think that the gas should get ignited and cause an explosion. You know a TV show wouldn't fill an office room with gas and not have it blow up.

I was thinking window exit too, but that's almost expected. We could still do it, but if someone else has a better idea, then by all means.

janice · Post by **janice** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:22 pm

I, too, was thinking of a window escape with a little twist. Jesse is too high up to aim for the street and nearby rooftops are too tall. So he aims (Norman cringing) for a window in a neighboring building surprising the cleaning lady.

Number 2: My other thought is that he sprays Phil with a fire extinguisher then makes his escape causing the explosion.

Number 3: Phil tries to steal the bike and it boots him off. Jesse takes the opportunity and runs (or leaps).

hernesson · Post by **hernesson** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:56 pm

Phil steals the bike and it boots him off.

You HAD to mention the butt cheek recognition device didn't you?
;D

janice · Post by **janice** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:32 pm

Great photos. If you want to add photos to the stories, feel free to do so. It's a group effort. Everyone is welcome to contribute their talent.