STREETWOLF

pentastar · Post by **pentastar** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:50 am

I have a better script for Streetwolf:

Streetwolf sits in shed looking at "monitors", sees punk kid jump his fence to try and knick his lawnmower.
Streetwolf jumps on his trusty machine, speeds out of the shed.
The punk has disappeared!
Streetwolf decides to take a 360 degree picture, starts doing doughnuts in the grass.
Streetwolf's wife comes out of the house and starts yelling at her husband for tearing up their lawn.
Streetwolf retreats to his shed to fight another day.

hernesson · Post by **hernesson** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:54 am

An Oirish 'Chinatown Memories' set in Dublin. Chinese takeaway store, the Holy Stone of Clonrickert, Irish/Chinese triads ... Okay, slightly eccentric idea.

ducati749s · Post by **ducati749s** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:55 am

Cross dressing, black, gay guy steals flowers from the garden.
Streetwolf catches him/her.
Cross dresser throws dirt at SW (oops ruined manicure)
SW tosses back manure (fertilizer).
Cross dresser tries to run in high heels (wobble, wobble)
SW pursues.

Now thats good TV

Heres another:
SW sees man J-walking in the mountains
Man runs off
SW chases
Man throws big rock at SW
SW dodges big rock
Big rock falls on the ground
SW gets angry
Man gets angry at SW getting angry at him
SW gets even angrier at man getting angry at SW getting angry at him
Man raises eyebrow
SW raises visor
Man throws dust in SW's face
SW goes to hospital
END OF PART 1
Do you see, that is how you make a 2 parter

ducati749s · Post by **ducati749s** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:05 pm

An Oirish 'Chinatown Memories' set in Dublin. Chinese takeaway store, the Holy Stone of Clonrickert, Irish/Chinese triads ... Okay, slightly eccentric idea.

No not at all Dan. In fact I quite like the idea but 1 small problem:

"Hello Mr.Gangster, would you like to have a major role in my spoof of Streethawk, Streetwolf. You would be guest starring alongside me and a modified 1980's Yamaha SA50 Passola."

Gangster clicks his fingers and I am Brown Bread.

taurus2006 · Post by **taurus2006** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:20 pm

Sweet dude, but the new movie is gona be even sweeter!

josh · Post by **josh** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:37 pm

Sweet dude, but the new movie is gona be even sweeter!

::)

ducati · Post by **ducati** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:10 am

Ep 1 is coming to a computer screen near you soon ;D
I can give a preview though...........if you ask nicely lol

hernesson · Post by **hernesson** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:39 pm

Okay, you're expecting us to beg you to see this load of cr*p, did I get that right?!

... "Please sir, would you kindly do us the honour of presenting a preview of your marvellous, splendiforous spoof adventure serial, Streetwolf? ..."

ducati · Post by **ducati** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:02 pm

Okay, you're expecting us to beg you to see this load of cr*p, did I get that right?!

Yup, thats it in a nutshell, still deciding the soundtrack though so thats where you umm spirited individuals may come in handy lol ;D